I’m really glad a few of my friends aren’t on “Splash”
LA you’re PURRTY! Just did a whole sit-up by accident when I got up from my 5 minutes in the grass. Now a Benadryl. We tweet this right?
In a minute ill lay flat on my back on the floor. Tomorrow 1 sit up (at least half way up). Tuesday , who knows.
If you still don’t have @ashleymonroe latest masterpiece, well, I’m worried you’re sick! BUT her voice heals ALL so buy it and be healed!’
Sometimes my brain isnt fun! I remember every detail of that Jr High day when the 1st girl had to take her purse with her to the bathroom.
What’s it been, a year now? And I still can’t stop watching @amyschumer on the Roseanne Barr Roast. Genius!
Pretty sure I would kill it on first few rounds of contestant auditions for “Baggage”