Hope what they say is true, you know, that doing the roger rabbit is like riding a bike…because today, I dance.
I officially give the beautiful Juliana Wisher permission to stalk me!
Dear Neo-Synephrine, you had me from non-drowsy.
Been inspired by Donald Trumps book about rebuilding, but after what he chose to talk about on national TV…just threw the book away.
@molls and I are doing a taste test on aisle 24 at Targay. Don’t harass us please.
Carefully choosing a light, yet masculine summer scent for my visit with @molls
Just remembered its Memorial Day weekend. Praying all the current man-scaping going on in WEHO doesn’t cause rolling black outs again.
Sending lots of love and good vibes to my @junkgypsy friends in Texas!
I’m sure the overachieves at Crest mean well, but this triple whitening, plaque removing AND tarter control paste is raping my mouth skin.
I wish birds were much cleaner. And much less terrifying.
